Misconstrued Message

Misconstrued Message

I had the swagger of a 70’s era pimp as I strolled through her front door. Only she knew it was a humble limp caused by back pain, hidden by my self assurance. She didn’t judge. In fact she was eager, no time for small talk. Just a quick “How ya doin’?” and then she beckoned me to follow her to her room. Her sanctuary. I submissively gave into her command and my cocky stride evolved back to a simple hitch in my step. Now trailing her, I was hypnotized by her every step. She walked on air, treading lightly. Not like eggshells, but buoyant and content. Toes curled, calves tightened, hamstrings stretched, with her jaunty gait. Which obviously lead my eyes to her flawless posterior. It would be unprofessional to say it was sexy, but I couldn’t help myself. Her upright torso was more pompous than my feigned pimp limp. As we reached her room, she pirouetted and motioned me inside with the skill of vehicle spokes model. I could see the strength in her arms, and moreover I already knew she had magic fingers. Which reminded me of an old X-Files episode (Bad Blood, one of my favs) where Mulder and Scully are in a dirt bag motel room that has a coin operated “Magic Fingers Vibrating Bed”. After watching that episode, I spent a whole weekend calling hotels and motels asking for a room with a “Magic Fingers Vibrating Bed”. But I digress… As I peeked into her domain, I could see she already dimmed the lights, and soft relaxing music was playing in the background. She set the tone so to speak and was sympathetic to my needs, asking me exactly what I wanted, even though she already knew. Taking charge, she ordered me to disrobe, exited the room, and said she’d be right back. She returned with just enough time to build my anticipation. She was gentle when I needed it, and rough when I didn’t want her to stop. All in all, the whole experience left me peaceful and spent…

* All those with their minds in the gutter will be happy to know the title was misspelled…the title should read “Misconstrued Massage”